premature textulation

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.

I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!

by roneal October 5, 2007

premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

perma-fried

to be permanently effected by drugs, even after not taking them for a while.

i don't think weed or acid permafry people, but cocaine will change someone for life.

by minghi May 21, 2003

premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 3, 2004

perma-fried

v 1. to appear as if on drugs, even though one is sober.

"Wow that Mark Fry kid is perma-fried."

by MF September 5, 2002

Premature ejerkulation

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.

Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation

by BGSG March 4, 2009

Premanstrual Syndrome

When a male is in an inexplicably bad mood or suffers from sudden mood swings.

"I thought we were finally going to meet your boyfriend tonight."

"He was in a bad mood and opted to stay in to watch old movies and eat an entire pizza."

"Premanstrual Syndrome. It's perfectly natural."

by ManneM June 10, 2009