posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022

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posh crywank

The act of crying into a sock then using it to masterbate.

E.g. "I was really upset last night so I had a posh crywank".

by rsaubole February 21, 2020

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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

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Posh Scot

If you poo and don’t have to whipe, you have experienced a posh scot

«I hardly used any toilet paper at the loo earlier»

«Why is that?»

«I had a posh scot!»

by Urban Scotsman August 31, 2017

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posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face

Last night i gave my gf a posh facial

by dirtyfuckers April 19, 2016

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posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.

Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."

by qönathynn June 5, 2022

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