posh crywank

The act of crying into a sock then using it to masterbate.
E.g. "I was really upset last night so I had a posh crywank".
by rsaubole February 21, 2020
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Posh posh

A member of the upper echelon who believe that their wealth make them invisible.

These individuals think that;
1. They don't have to abide by the law.
2. They are immune from all health conditions that require NHS care.
3. They are exempt from the rules and regulations different government authorities enforce.

4. They are far superior to everyone else.
5. The solution to every problem can be solved using money.
These individuals can be identified by;
1. Their constant snotty attitude.
2. The look of distaste plastered on their faces.
3. Their head missing, for it's shoved firmly up their a*se.
"Oh look at that woman's Gucci bag, she's definitely a posh posh"

"Watch out for the posh posh in the Porsche"
by Jessie McGowan September 26, 2020
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Posh Pot

Another term for calling someone a posh twat
Mate your a posh pot
by Beej September 23, 2020
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Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023
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posh snob

someone who is posh and a snob
john is a posh snob
by kewl_beans November 14, 2020
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posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face
Last night i gave my gf a posh facial
by dirtyfuckers January 08, 2016
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