Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.

Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.

by Aadoog January 31, 2023

farmie pork

a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff

John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"

Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"

John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"

Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"

by FydHoe July 26, 2017

pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray

Love, climb on my pork stalk

by Greeny & Lou December 31, 2007

Pork Chopplers

Pork Chopplers is something you call your girlfriend. However, this does not mean she is a certified Pork chop. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Usually a Pork Chopplers is a dime piece female who loves her man and keeps him happy at all times by consistntly keeping his belly full and his balls empty.

I love my Pork Chopplers. She sucks me fucks me and feeds me!!!!

by Party Paul March 13, 2013

Pork Berries

Hemorrhoids around the anus from excessive anal sex.

Rachel won’t let me hit the ass for a while. She’s got too many pork berries that need to shrink.

My boyfriend has pork berries. I think he’s fucking around.

That prostitute has some of the biggest pork berries I’ve ever seen. She says they don’t hurt but she squeals like a pig when you pound her brown.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep

Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night

by Beat the meat August 8, 2018

Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.

Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020