popsmack

punch or hit another

i'll popsmack you if you keep it up

you wanna a popsmack ey

by funtastic2014 June 19, 2014

poptart buddies

The definition of besties.

The poptart buddies are always together.

by Poptart372 November 22, 2016

Popstickle

A short way of saying popsicle stick

Do you have a popstickle?

by Hardnutmitchrobo January 11, 2017

Postalsexual

Someone who identifies with postalsexuality. Basically, a postalsexual is attracted to anything that has to do with mailing, stamps, and postal services. They are frequently turned on by these things. Postalsexuality is on the ace spectrum, although postalsexuals can still feel attraction to other people. It varies between every postalsexual.

Julia loved going to the post office, since she was a postalsexual.

by PostalPride June 13, 2018

Poptart

when a enormous bump swells on a woman genitalia

*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.

by PT4L February 16, 2019

Poptart

An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.

"Sarah thinks she's vaccine injured and tells everyone her name is Jacob now. She's such a Poptart.

by URwatUeat August 25, 2019

postability

How easy and enjoyable a specific post is.

Portability is based off the physical location and the situation which you are in at the time you post.

Logan’s room is very postable. Postability:10/10

by lilmanjo November 17, 2019