stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 4, 2019

papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 7, 2018

pootie trap

Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.

As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.

by DenGonzo December 7, 2012

Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.

Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

pootie kicker

Individual or team declaring to kick butt of another individual or team.

I'm a pootie kicker and proud of it.
My team are the best pootie kickers around.

by get it correct July 24, 2008

Pootie Kickers

pootie kickers are those who excel at something or conquer a task beyond expectations.

Our team is going to kick the Pootie out of this years Challenge. Hence, we are Pootie Kickers.

by Ono Notme July 23, 2008

pooty

To take a dump and call it 'pooty'. A term for individuals who have a poop fetish.

Eww, did you see that porno last night with the pooty lady smearing shit all over herself? AND it came from her own ass!

by Jerry Jerry June 6, 2015