He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!
BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.
End.
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.
End.
by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011
Get the Sandvich mug.Saying the word sandwich with a humorous Russian accent. The Sandvich is also an item in the game Team Fortress 2, which boosts the health of the Heavy class by eating it.
Scout: Stop him from eatin' that sandvich man!
Heavy: Om-Nom-Nom
Scout: Oh shit, too late!
*massive pain*
Heavy: Om-Nom-Nom
Scout: Oh shit, too late!
*massive pain*
by The BXRabbit October 19, 2008
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The ultimate food, When eaten will restore 300 HP and along give the wearer enough power to support Communism
Heavy - ONO IM GUNNA DIE
Pyroh - hudda hudda hudda: (Gimme that ass)
Heavy - o wait
*pulls out sandvich out of pocket*
Heavy - OMF NOMF NOM, OM OM NOM NOM
Pyroh - hurderher: (Oh f r i c k)
Heavy - *Snaps Fingers*
Pyroh - hrrrrr: (Stark I Dont feel so good)
Heavy - EAT more SANDVICH!
:)
Pyroh - hudda hudda hudda: (Gimme that ass)
Heavy - o wait
*pulls out sandvich out of pocket*
Heavy - OMF NOMF NOM, OM OM NOM NOM
Pyroh - hurderher: (Oh f r i c k)
Heavy - *Snaps Fingers*
Pyroh - hrrrrr: (Stark I Dont feel so good)
Heavy - EAT more SANDVICH!
:)
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Get the sandvich mug.Sandwich but with a "v."
by Brosef Wiener September 22, 2020
Get the Sandvich mug.A term used in a shooter like game called "Team Fortress 2" in which the class heavy is able to give or eat he's sandwich in which regains your health.
"Give me sandvich!"
by Feoducki October 24, 2022
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