poonschwab

one who does ridiculously annoying things to his/her friends. Most commonly used when more than 2 people are playing a video game such as Halo and one person incessantly kills his own teammates to be funny.

1: "Who was that guy that kept killing us on xbox live last night?"

2: "I don't know, but he was a total poonschwab."

by Lucky Chucky December 7, 2007

poonior

Young adolescent girls who dress like they're grown up thus implying that they give the poon like they're experienced women, when in reality they're poon is too immature. And so, they are poon juniors...Pooniors.

I went to the mall today and saw this 16 year old poonior wearing a thong and flirting with me like I wouldn't break that in two.

by urgdalmighty January 28, 2008

POONCOONK

To have a child under 10. Look at you and call you an idiot without using the word idiot.

You pooncoonk, you stepped on my doll.

by Dwayne Gibbs May 15, 2008

Phonicking

When someone you are with receives or makes a phone call, text, or email and you decide to check your own phone for the same.

I will be phonicking while you take that call.

by aerochik October 28, 2008

Pooncalati

pooncalati is an innovation of the word pussyclat. both are same in meaning. used to ridicule someone

oie you pooncalati!

by poon-handler April 7, 2009

poonocchio

A person who has told a lie and the resulting punishment inflicted by the peers of the liar involves someones butthole being placed upon the nose leaving a scent and/or evidence labeling them as being dishonest. Best accomplished when the perp is asleep.

That story he told at the party was such bs, after he passed out we poonocchioed him.

by govspends2much$ September 21, 2011

Phonicating

Mutual masturbation through FaceTime or another live communicative application.

I was phonicating with my girlfriend last night.

by ChefDerek84 September 30, 2016