The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.
Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"
by Molotov Malone October 24, 2008
Get the Power Pooping mug.A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.
by Codosex April 21, 2010
Get the Pooning mug.by connor and dean August 22, 2008
Get the porking mug.1.well for one, its a way of saying smoking pot without getting in trouble and or letting other people no what your talking about....
2.its also what you say after to much blunts!
2.its also what you say after to much blunts!
poking smot
1.
man1: dude what you doin today
man2:nothing you?
man1:not much wanna poke smot?
man2: sure.
or...
mom: bob what are you doing today?
Bob: im gunna go hang with my friends and play basketball or poke smot.
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2.
guy1:dude that shit got me twisted man.
guy2: hell yeah! i love pokin smot!
guy1: what?
guy2: i said i like smokin pot.
guy1: oh hahaha
1.
man1: dude what you doin today
man2:nothing you?
man1:not much wanna poke smot?
man2: sure.
or...
mom: bob what are you doing today?
Bob: im gunna go hang with my friends and play basketball or poke smot.
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2.
guy1:dude that shit got me twisted man.
guy2: hell yeah! i love pokin smot!
guy1: what?
guy2: i said i like smokin pot.
guy1: oh hahaha
by ~Notorious King~ May 28, 2009
Get the Poking Smot mug.The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".
"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".
by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010
Get the Poking Pillow Toss mug.Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.
She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!
by pottie mouth September 11, 2011
Get the Spam-Porking mug.When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.
"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021
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