chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

Pooh baby

Someone that can’t handle smoking da za(weed).

🥷🏾:You a pooh baby
🤦🏾 ♀️:wym?
🥷🏾:you can’t handle tht weed

by Whodunit.lol February 11, 2023

fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

by The s** artist January 11, 2016

Winnie the pooh

Is a security guard slang term for some one who shits on the street or in the building.

"We got a winnie the pooh outside the emergency exit door in section 3"

by Shovellovingcarl December 20, 2017

pooh points

it’s the sassier version of “cool points”

girl losing: you thought you got “pooh points” from that
girl winning: i sure did

by marirdgaf July 13, 2022

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

Pooh Casket

When someone you hate dies and homeless people shit on his/her grave.

Man look at that grave with all of that pooh on it.

Oh yeah, that's a pooh casket someone must have hated that person.

by Master of None September 3, 2013