half a bubble off plumb

Idiom commonly meaning "a touch off," but frequently used to mean "not quite straight" when referring to an individual's sexual preferences. Largely used in small towns and rural areas.

"Considering he grew up wearing ladies' clothing and carrying purses, everything assumed Joe was half a bubble off plumb, so we were shocked when he came back to the reunion with a wife last summer."

by Tell Major Hawks February 5, 2014

plumbed

Seen in Half-Life 2 when one gets smacked upside the head by a flying toilet.

Half-Life 2 Deathmach rules

by Valve May 13, 2005

Plum Hour

A sexual act where one exposes his testicles at roughly 5am.

The love spuds are flopped out, especially at parties and when a lot of alcohol and bud have been consumed.

However, it can also happen at any time & when no intoxicants have been consumed.

Much comparing of testicle shape, girth, circumferance and hair (or lack of it) takes place.

Fuck me dawg, it's plum hour, get your plums out!

by manuva September 8, 2006

cum-plumber

a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".

a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

plum huggers

clothing that accentuates a man's bulge.

Ballz couldn't find his codpiece, so he chose to wear leather plum huggers to the art exhibit.

by Freaqish September 11, 2008

plum fucking

plum fucking occurs when a guy fucks a girl in the ass, but has his ball inside her pussy at the same time. needs to be performed doggy style for optimum performance.

you mum loves it when i give her a good plum fucking

by Russthedude June 21, 2008

Plum Hunting

An incognito way of saying smoking weed. It's a good way to disguise your illegal activity from people you don't want to know what you're doing.

Parent: "Hey, what are you kids doing tonight?"

Kid: "Plum hunting."

Parent: "Okay, you kids have fun!"

by Skirts wtf January 23, 2011