Fitshaced pluckered

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function

Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..

by Fart clock September 8, 2020

plumb plucker

What I call my fat fuckin thumbs

Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo

by Cecilia bumtrinket January 12, 2021

National pluck ur pubes day

National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.

“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”

by Pube suckers 69 August 4, 2021

Petal Plucker

A person who only fucks virgins.

A virgin slayer.

Landon is such a petal plucker because he only has sex with virgins and plucks their petal.

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Clam plucking

The act of picking or strumming a vagina ...usually your own

She was laying there spread eagle clam plucking right

by Billiardchick84 January 1, 2026

piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.

Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?

by Lady queefa June 11, 2019

Fuck and Pluck

When you introduce yourself into a situation to fuck and be gone immediately afterwards.

Reference "Toot and Scoot"

This lady is quarantined but is willing to bang. She's gonna hang her ass out of a window so I can execute a Fuck and Pluck.

by therealmadcow August 18, 2021