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Pinocchio burn

a burn or cut on the penis from rapid masterbation
if pinocchio masterbates he will cause a fire from wood on wood which is called a pinocchio burn
by ilovemarryanne August 9, 2006
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Twenty-One Pilots

A two man band that has meaning other than some stars such as Justin Bieber, Fetty Wap, etc. They have incredible songs and lyrics that makes lots of people think. They’re also my one source to staying alive. |-/
I love twenty-one pilots. They have such a deep meaning that many understand.
by Twenty-Øne Piløts Fan January 29, 2018
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Pinoch

And Then I Licked Her Pinoch
by Kayen October 5, 2003
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Pinocchio Beef

It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"

The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.
by I am not Dan October 9, 2008
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pinocha

Spanish for "pussy" or also "vagina"
Yo Quiero a chupa unas pinochas!
by Kyle Tucker December 24, 2005
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fighter pilot

A military pilot who flies fighter aircraft.

Can be: a wild individual who isn't afraid to take risks and usually can put away a wide variety of potables.

A fun guy to have at a party.
Some of the best fighter pilots around are Marine fighter pilots.
by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004
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pilot

Noun

The person who introduces something cool to the annoying person in their circle of friends during a moment of weakness. The annoying person then proceeds to become obsessed with it and piss everyone off when they won't shut up about it. This is a derivative from the asian long-horn beetle incident. One stupid japanese pilot had to be a dumbass and fly the asian longhorn beetle over to north america and it just spread like wildfire. The term pilot is the social equivalent of this devastating event. The pilot in question can be "smuggling" things of social importance such as bands, movies, sports, drugs, fashion statements, etc.

Verb

The action of "piloting"
Miguel - hey cale, i just found this awesome band (insert band here)
Cale - great man, can you send me their songs?
Miguel- I guess I mean you don't really listen to progressive new wave post hardcore with melodic grindcore vocals but whatever..

2 weeks later

Cale - dude we have to go to the (insert band here) concert i just ordered all their action figures and tote bags off ebay!
Miguel - kay.. so did you hear jeff is leaving the band?
Cale - what..? i thought the singer was a chick!
Miguel - dumbass.. you little asian longhorn beetle..

Cale - whaat?
Miguel - oh nothing
Ken - yo miguel you still coming to the (insert band here) concert?
Miguel - yah man i think cale wants to come now too
Ken - wtf did you pilot again? be strong.
by David Berkowitz :) June 28, 2009
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