The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017
Get the human pinata mug.A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!
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Get the pinata mug.Party piñatas are traditionally shaped as donkeys and are candy filled with a hard exterior. Someone who acts like an ass but is actually a sweet person can be described as a piñata.
You: "Ugh, Sean is such a jerk! I don't know how you're friends with him."
Me: "Actually, he's a piñata. He puts on this front as a womanizer and a douche bag, but is the nicest person."
Me: "Actually, he's a piñata. He puts on this front as a womanizer and a douche bag, but is the nicest person."
by CrazyCatLady-Cats September 25, 2013
Get the Piñata mug.The act of a girl "bouncing" from one guy to another, then to another, and another, and back again to any guy previously encountered, in an erratic and unpredictable matter similar to that of a pinball bouncing off objects and scoring points with each bounce in a pinball machine, and with the purpose of finding a guy to "hook up with" at the end of the night. Each encounter is relatively short-lived and involves flirting, dancing, making out, drinking, etc.
The ability to pinball increases in very crowded bars or clubs wherein the ratio of guys to girls is extremely high. Often, the destination for a night of pinballing is pre-selected by a girl and her girl friend(s) based on previous success at that destination. The act is usually accompanied by a feeling of giddiness due to the plethora of options, the thrill of the unknown outcome and the night's combined adventures. The act is also often induced by the consumption of excessive quantities of alcohol.
The ability to pinball increases in very crowded bars or clubs wherein the ratio of guys to girls is extremely high. Often, the destination for a night of pinballing is pre-selected by a girl and her girl friend(s) based on previous success at that destination. The act is usually accompanied by a feeling of giddiness due to the plethora of options, the thrill of the unknown outcome and the night's combined adventures. The act is also often induced by the consumption of excessive quantities of alcohol.
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