pineapple god

something that weird little kids made.

“hey i believe in pineapple god worship pineapple”

by therearenomoreusernamesleft February 18, 2018

Pineapple Taco

A delicious tale of accidental allergic reactions, that generally occur on a Sunday

Let me tell you about my Pineapple Taco

by Kitty_lover April 22, 2011

pineapple motherfucker

Someone who beats sexual partner with a pineapple during sexual intercourse through back door and/or front door.

My ass is so sore from my pineapple motherfucker.

by TittyHop March 8, 2016

Pineapple juice

What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.

Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*

*ONE MINUTE LATER*

Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!

by da_wick3d_boi96 August 27, 2018

pineapple express

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008

pineapple pizza

The subject of many debates on the internet. Some consider pineapple pizza the vilest thing in existence; others love it.

“Can I get some pineapple pizza, please?”
“Hell no!”

by coyotedomino March 2, 2018

Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.

Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.

"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."

by dyen4mix July 26, 2008