A peculiar phenomenon that has been witnessed and recorded only twice throughout humanity. In certain circumstances it would appear that pheasants will stop all normal activity and begin to play chess.
"No way!? Checkmate in 3 moves, that's crazy!"
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."
by Kynum April 13, 2010
Get the Pheasant Phenomenon mug.Pills which have been pressed from powder using a pill pressing machine. Usually to refer to knock off pills which are laced with filler and cheap additives like fentanyl to boost the quality.
Xanax 2mg (aka “bars” or alprazolam 2mg) Oxycontin (oxycodone), and other opioids are sometimes found to be pressed with fillers and additives to boost profit margins and create a stronger product.
Xanax 2mg (aka “bars” or alprazolam 2mg) Oxycontin (oxycodone), and other opioids are sometimes found to be pressed with fillers and additives to boost profit margins and create a stronger product.
Alice: “Yo pop these xans with me Bob.”
Bob: “Nah Alice, those bars look pressed as fuck, look how jagged they are and the label is crooked.”
Alice: “True, we should test it with a kit first to make sure it ain’t pressed.”
Bob: “Nah Alice, those bars look pressed as fuck, look how jagged they are and the label is crooked.”
Alice: “True, we should test it with a kit first to make sure it ain’t pressed.”
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1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.
2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things
2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things
(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that
Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day
(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)
Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play
Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown
Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run
Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that
Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day
(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)
Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play
Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown
Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run
Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet
by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009
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John: you bet your sisters greasy cunt he did, be right back I need to change my underwear
John: you bet your sisters greasy cunt he did, be right back I need to change my underwear
by AnonymousPhewsionFan October 5, 2011
Get the Phewsion mug.A term used by hunters for any type of dildo, vibrator or phallic pleasure device. The term originates from the "Pheasant GutWrench" a tool used by repeated inserting and then pulled out of a pheasant will remove it's internal organs.
Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.
Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute
Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.
Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute
Hunter 1: Are you worried about you wife getting lonly while we're away Hunting?
Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.
Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.
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Get the Pheasant Wrench mug.An official looking button at a crosswalk that you can press and pretend that it will make a light change faster so you can cross the street.
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