A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.
by RLKI November 29, 2017

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

by tommy69696969 June 19, 2018

by bshdjsksnfg December 12, 2018

An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.
The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.
by Barker Girl April 6, 2024

Betty: "You're a petty flirt."
Roe: "How?"
Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."
Roe: "How?"
Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."
by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018
