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Palputin

Mashup of the names of Russian leader Vladimir Putin and Star Wars villain Sheev Palpatine.

Gained popularity during the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
- What can we do to help the victims of Palputin?
- Thoughts, prayers, humanitarian aid, trade embargo, and counterstrike!
by Dieviete March 18, 2022
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Brake-happy Pappy

The person: "Pappy" (Man or Woman)
The behavior: "Brake-happy" (Putting on the brakes too frequently and often un-necessarily).

This behavior is often displayed when behind the wheel of (any) automotive device.
"Oh no, I've got a 'Brake-happy Pappy' in front of me!"

"There goes the road! A 'Brake-happy Pappy' is amongst us!"
by heartley99 May 15, 2010
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papping

fapping, and pooping, or, pooping and fapping. At the same time.
fapping I was taking a poop, and then for some reason I got a boner. I never like to miss an opportunity, for anything. I then decided to call my action a culmination of the two words.

papping
by hullahoopwounds December 28, 2011
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Papple

a term used to identify a man's penis when he finds out he has herpes; an inflamed penis that is the color of a red apple.
Oh no guys! Stay away from Cody, he has a papple!

Girls tend to keep their distance from Trey when they find out about his papple.
by firecracker_11 September 24, 2009
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pappi-dappi

A male native of Kentucky who pumps his offspring in the ass oh so lovingly.
The way my boyfriend so skillfully penetrated my rectum last night reminded me of my first barn romp with my pappi-dappi.
by Matthew Kleinwitz March 30, 2008
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pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust.
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.
by galcoolest March 6, 2005
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Pappekak

Soft/watery or mushy shit
"We all know poppycock means nonsense, but the Dutch word it comes from pappekak means something totally different."
by SpankyLette April 13, 2008
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