Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.

"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"

by DJSKIER February 15, 2017

Palmed throbbery

Masterbating

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Palm Springsteen

A sick band with even sicker members. Their fanbase is full of fuckin crackheads and the lead singer has an odd fascination with avocados but it’s fine. Also, the guitarist is basically Keanu Reeves so you have no choice but to stan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stream Hey There Cowgirl by Palm Springsteen

by whiskeyroscoe October 31, 2019

Palm Popper

Someone who is a wizard of popping that palm. ie. making that palm pop. Popping that palm requires a clapping motion that produces a pop noise on impact. Learned in tight circles and is secret knowledge.

Some would say that palm popping is a lost art. I know that isn't true. Just the other day i saw a palm popper popping his palm like nobody's business. Pop palms everyday!

by All Corn Diet March 27, 2023

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure

1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"

by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011

Llama Palm

Another version of the infamous camel toe. A wedgey in the lady parts. When your vag eats your pants.

Yo, pull your leggings down, you got llama palm.

by NoEinKristin May 18, 2022