by nezzreth July 24, 2016
Get the zombie palm mug.Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.
"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."
by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016
Get the palm music mug.His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.
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Get the Palm J mug.When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria
F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
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F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016
Get the Maria Palms mug.1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
by Broken teeth bad tattoos May 6, 2019
Get the Palm aid mug.A sick band with even sicker members. Their fanbase is full of fuckin crackheads and the lead singer has an odd fascination with avocados but it’s fine. Also, the guitarist is basically Keanu Reeves so you have no choice but to stan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by whiskeyroscoe October 31, 2019
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