palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.

Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.

by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018

white palm

The act of a male masturbating to completion, then without washing his hands, interacting with the public.

When billy shook janes hand, he inadvertently white palmed her

by TubsMcGuinty October 16, 2018

Palm Party

To throw caution to the wind, to live for the moment and ignore established safety guidelines, to act selfishly and with total disregard for all others

Wow, look at all those people ignoring social distancing rules - it's a real Palm Party!

by PhilMcAvity June 28, 2020

Palm Springsteen

A sick band with even sicker members. Their fanbase is full of fuckin crackheads and the lead singer has an odd fascination with avocados but it’s fine. Also, the guitarist is basically Keanu Reeves so you have no choice but to stan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stream Hey There Cowgirl by Palm Springsteen

by whiskeyroscoe October 31, 2019

palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014

Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten

Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!

by Sdale June 22, 2011

Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.

"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"

by DJSKIER February 15, 2017