His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Get the Palm J mug.1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
by Broken teeth bad tattoos May 6, 2019
Get the Palm aid mug.When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
Danny:
"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*
Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*
Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
by Beniamin June 29, 2012
Get the Palm Yeti mug.When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria
F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016
Get the Maria Palms mug.A Saxophone reference to stroking a dick. Palm D is also a specific note on the saxophone commonly used as innuendo.
Jerry: “Man, you were in that practice room so long”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”
Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”
Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”
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