pokey bum wank

to masturbate rapidly while anally pleasuring one's self with a toothbrush or other anal entry instrument.

wank wank or this colgate is good

by muscles August 22, 2004

Pikey Nikey

goods which are bad rip offs of standard brands, usually the preserve of the economically and socially challenged.Such goods are available in any crusty urban market

That violent mugger was dressed in mostly pikey nikey, officer.

by Shane.D June 18, 2008

pikey

pikey do what they want when they want, u mess with em ur whole house gon be gone

some dordy pikey nick me caravan again gon bust dis kid you wait!

by mushyboy December 20, 2020

Fanny-Pokey

Random insult for females only.
Male counterpart is Knobbie-Wankie

Oh MAX'S MUM, YOU STUPID FANNY-POKEY!!

by Jamie Carmichael March 8, 2005

Tokey Pokey

The act of doing the "Hokey Pokey" but instead singing the lyrics to stoner music with a group of people while passing the weed.

You should have came to the kick back last Saturday, we did the Tokey Pokey all night long.

by Broseph12 May 7, 2010

pokey bit

The plastic flint thing found in most clipper lighters. Commonly used by stoners to roach a "joint".

"Pass the pokey bit while I roach the j".

by D-BUCK March 5, 2005

pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.

Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004