fudge packer

One who enjoys trucking on the Hershey Highway

dude, have you been trucking again? my ass hurts.

by Zach May 29, 2003

Pace Car

A non-alcoholic drink intended to slow you down from getting too drunk.

"Hey John, what are you drinking?"

"A pace car bro, that last jager bomb pushed me against the wall then told me to make it a sandwich, so I need to take a few laps to cool the engine"

by banjoalltheway June 8, 2009

Packerbation

The fanatical fan base of the Green Bay Packers obsessing about their team, especially after winning. This often goes on longer than the original football game, and is very distressing to normal people.

My cheese-head friend Fred got Packerbation by listening to the post-game show for three hours. I just about went nuts after having to hear every play of the game again!

by mytwosensesworth November 12, 2012

Green Bay Packer

The act of pulling back your foreskin before entry after not having cleaned it for over 2 weeks resulting in all of your dick cheese to be exposed. Forcefully insert said shmegma inside a hole and "pack" your dick cheese.

Mr. Schachter: "You haven't showered in two weeks man."

Rockford: "Yeah man been saving up my dick cheese so I can pull a Green Bay Packer on my girl tonight."

by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018

fudge packer

One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.

Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'

by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005

baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.

John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'

by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

pacelli

small school in Georgia, go vikings!

the pacelli vikings raped the cougars at football.

by viking123 May 13, 2005