Salty Palmer

The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.

Bitch wouldn't let me cum in her so I gave her the salty palmer.

by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011

Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen

1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon

by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013

mr palmer

a gay man married to a magnificent french fellow, he is also a pimp, who goes under many other names such as fletch, aidan, the gandhi waffle and gay justin.

person 1: I can't talk right now I need to go see my pimp.
person 2: The one that is married to that french fellow?
person 1: yes, goes by the name of mr palmer
person 2: but i thought his name was fletch
person 1: shh, we don't speak of his other names.

by scumbeater141 November 15, 2013

Ian Palmer

n. To put more effort than required, resulting in minimal reward.

Your lab report was 5 pages long? Shit, I wrote only half a page. You pulled an Ian Palmer.

by xxx_420noscoper_xxx November 11, 2014

Cerebral Palmsy

When the person giving you a handjob with involuntary jerking motions that make no sense.

That chick gave me a Cerebral Palmsy last night.

by WarEagle1977 September 4, 2018

almond palmer

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.

I had a nice almond palmer.

by KingDerpichu36 November 3, 2018

ben palmer

a loyal but gay snake, member of the belgian small council elections.

damn bro, that guy's so gay!
he's ben palmer,

ben palmer: suck my peen

by the real boi sr. May 4, 2019