When the male shits on the females stomach then the female proceeds to crab walk around the room while you try to jizz on the shit hence the name target practice.
Hey Dave! My girlfriend and I doing Target Practice last night! I'm not very accurate so there's jizz everywhere in my room!
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Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?
Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.
Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.
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