Target Practice

When the male shits on the females stomach then the female proceeds to crab walk around the room while you try to jizz on the shit hence the name target practice.

Hey Dave! My girlfriend and I doing Target Practice last night! I'm not very accurate so there's jizz everywhere in my room!

by TheWetOne June 14, 2016

batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005

Volleyball Practice

Code word for sucking several dicks.

Where were you?
Sorry, I was in Volleyball Practice.

by thenotoriousfatty August 26, 2012

Productive sex

n. Sex that's so good you're at least twice as productive the next day

Last week I had productive hangover, so I opted for productive procrastination and had productive sex with this new chick instead. Boy, I got a week's worth of work done the next day.

by Dr. Productive June 2, 2011

batting practice

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

by Joe Show October 27, 2007

Productive

pruh-dŭk'tĭv - Something that could be seen as constructive, but is actually a form of procrastination used to put off doing what one really needs to do.

Today I need to look for a job, but instead I'm going to be productive and clean my kitchen.

by JKLinn December 15, 2012

choir practice

taking a very painful shit that makes you scream in pain, most likely from eating a lot of taco bell.

laine: why is he screaming in there?
tricia: probably choir practice.
laine: oh yeah.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015