Pregnancy Prevention Patrol

Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.

With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.

Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

pretentious twat waffle

A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

by word woman July 24, 2014

stage presence

vagina; i.e. the vaginal area of a slutty-ass girl

me: I can see your vagina...
you: that's my stage presence

by lisard September 28, 2005

presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

"Tear down all the statues! Those people were all racists!"
"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."

by OkiShisa September 20, 2022

td presents

a dude who got corona.

walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.

by twalshy13 May 11, 2020

presexturbation

Masturbating before going on a date so as to be able to last longer when having sex with your date later in the evening.

My girlfriend is super-hot, so I always jack off before we go out. Presexturbation lets me last longer with her later on.

by Dr. Robstew November 16, 2012

Pretentious Barry

A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.

A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.

All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”

BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”

MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry

by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021