popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

chewy popcorn

Chewy popcorn is the result of stuffing your balls in your partners asshole while cumming on them.

Tiffany said she didn't want to see me anymore after I gave her the ol' chewy popcorn. It was worth it.

by Big-O 2-Incher September 20, 2016

popcorn bride

A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.

Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!

by Bella Bride August 1, 2016

Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

by The silly kid April 22, 2023

popcorn gangster

A soft wannabe gangster who pops off about dumb stuff but can't back up his talk. Mostly done online or in text messages.

This man in the group chat tryin to be a popcorn gangster again.

by Slim Shady 2.0 December 14, 2022

popcorn gangster

Popcorn Gangster : An individual who gets extremely excitable over comments in a group chat days after it's posted, typically the subject has been drinking and is angry.

Oh man Byron is on the keyboard trippin acting like a popcorn gangster again.

by Slim Shady 2.0 December 14, 2022

Popcorn Pimpin'

A person who gets into relationships with less than desirable women based solely on the fact that they provide him with food, shelter, clothing, money, and access to an automobile. A Popcorn Pimp is usually a felon who has been recently paroled or released.

Look at Jamals Popcorn Pimpin' ass with that fat bitch over there!! She's luck he needs a car.

by Loki LongStroke December 17, 2022