by Kampaine April 2, 2016
Get the plastic popcornmug. A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.
by CreepyStalker36 January 4, 2018
Get the quirky popcornmug. A soft wannabe gangster who pops off about dumb stuff but can't back up his talk. Mostly done online or in text messages.
by Slim Shady 2.0 December 14, 2022
Get the popcorn gangstermug. Tiffany said she didn't want to see me anymore after I gave her the ol' chewy popcorn. It was worth it.
by Big-O 2-Incher September 20, 2016
Get the chewy popcornmug. Popcorn that has been cummed on instead of buttered. Typically eaten by couples after sex, during a romantic movie
by peachplucker November 20, 2019
Get the Colombian Popcornmug. Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.
Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."
by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019
Get the Popcorn Addictmug. When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.
Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.
Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.
by The silly kid April 22, 2023
Get the Popcorn footingmug.