Plantgasm

When a plant realses its pollen to then go impregnate other plants from afar without the distress of paying child support

Wow that perfume smells like a GREAT plantgasm.

by AsraLeGay August 9, 2020

planter

Old lingo dating from the 19th century to describe owners of plantations and slaveholders of large estates worked by slaves as southerners and planters were too lazy and retarded to do any such work. During the civil war planers and their extended family were known to cuckhold/cuck southern confederate soldiers and then they would bear there bastards while confederate barbarians were fighting to end america, freedom, and civilization on their behalf.

planter

by TheS August 11, 2022

Flag Planting

The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.

Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.

"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."

"Did you write your name on them?"

"That's the messed up part man, I did!"

"You better start flag planting."

"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."

"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"

"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."

by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010

Plant

A term referring to an asexual or celibate person, particularly in a derogatory context, derived from the asexual reproduction methods of plants.

Person 1: Oliver, why did you refuse to speak to your partner for the whole lesson?

Person 2: Because he fancies her...

Person 3: interjection Don't be ridiculous! Oliver's incapable of fancying anyone, he's a plant!

by FactFinder May 4, 2014

YOOO Flurbenfline from GUMMY planter LETS GO!!!!

something you say when you don't have anything else to do on bee swarm simulator discord

random1: what's the best way to level up my bees?
random2: YOOO Flurbenfline from GUMMY planter LETS GO!!!!

by Nova1809 October 22, 2022

Plantation

State of mind fed by democrat, in mostly democrat ran cities. By promising black voters the world yet only giving them enough to have to be dependent on the government .

#walk away from the plantation my brother.

by ChristianX13X May 14, 2019

plants

Plants are stupid things that are green.

Phil: hey look at those plants
Jeff: Wow, thats stupid

by Captain John_smith July 22, 2006