guilty pleasure friend

That one friend you love and have a great time hanging out with but would not introduce to your core group of friends.

She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.

by ThatOneAsianWoman July 1, 2015

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

extreme pleasure

An ecstatic feeling so immense that the person experiencing it has no other option but to shit oneself.

Allegedly happens but is probably not limited to instances where men are receiving blowjobs.

"I had a client shit himself while I was blowing him then got mad when I stopped blowing him. According to him all men shit themselves while feeling extreme pleasure."

-u/girlwiththemonkey

by AprinceNamedWill July 2, 2023

mary jane's pleasure lane

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.

Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.

by DS612 December 16, 2008

Forced Pleasure

when one is strapped in a position where said sex machine (or genitals) penetrate the ofirice where they cannot get out.

Jack went over to his friend’s house to hang out, but not five seconds when he stepped in, he saw darkness. He felt his clothes being stripped off. He felt a rope tangle around his limbs separately, and his dick. He felt a sack come off his head. The room was dimly lit and he looked behind him. A dildo entered his ass and it went six inches in his tight ass. It hurt so much, and the dildo slid in faster. He felt a vacuum connect to his dick and he felt a hard suck. This went on for an hour. He is now gay.

Forced Pleasure

by Well, shit. March 2, 2018

guilty pleasure

A usually secretive, sick and twisted activity/hobby that someone does, that KNOWS they shouldn't and feel downright ashamed for. Sadly, we all have them, including me.

Myself: *sighs* I like listening to Lady GaGa's "Bad Romance". Considering that I usually condemn mainstream music and I usually listen nothing but The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Kansas, and other kickass bands, this is indeed a PRIME example of a guilty pleasure. -_-U

by Zepgirl June 20, 2010

purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.

a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.

by george lawford September 15, 2008