Republi-plant

Social site posters who are paid by conservative hacks with small penises. It is meant to destroy any real conversation about our social/political system. This is used as a form of peer pressure in an attempt to suppress grass roots campaigns. The posts typically have little to do with the comment, and are meant to inflame and divert attention away from the issue being discussed by attempting to activate the caveman gene. Of course, now that we've discovered fire it tends to work less often than it did during the Texas White House years.

Poster: "The Dodd-Frank act is requiring Wall Street to clean up their act."

Republi-plant Response: "They shoulda called it the dick-fag act."

by Pranksterbtch September 10, 2011

sleeping house plant

A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...

My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

don't plant corn

A phrase to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend, to not go and mess around with other people. Another way of say don't cheat, or don't put false hopes on other.

Hey Baby don't plant corn at work today

by Cassidy Thao October 10, 2007

Arthur the Potted Plant

Originally a marijuana plant on the desk of a MAD Magazine writer, but is now an avocado plant. Arthur appears in the backdrop of comic strips in MAD magazine to this day, and has grown more and more leaves over the years.

Have you seen how big and legal Arthur the Potted Plant has gotten over the years? ECCH!

by Drewsus Christ January 24, 2009

hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow

is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.

Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.

by GasHuffer12 October 12, 2008

spooge plant

Unknown plant that smells of spooge when cut. Primarily found in Toccoa, Georgia and the surrounding areas.

Oh look, they just cut that field... Ughh, and it must have been a spooge plant crop!

by DuT July 31, 2004

Head Plant

A combination of head butt and face plant.

"The cat just head planted the door"

by UrGeef July 17, 2018