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New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!
"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"
by pat swayze May 3, 2008
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pic-a-nic basket

Hey there Boo-boo, let's go steal that man's pic-a-nic basket!
Yogi, I don't think that's such a good idea; the Ranger is quite homophobic.
by jizzle1 December 13, 2008
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Picasso Blast

When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”
Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.
by Peter_G February 26, 2019
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Picasso'd

The look on someone's face after returning from a long night of partying and bar crawling. This night usually consists of an immense amount of cheap alcohol (and most likely, drugs as well).
Dude, did you just get back from the bar? You look picasso'd!
by Micah Jesse February 14, 2006
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picasso

While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.
"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
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picasso

when a victim is lying asleep on their back, you dip your balls in paint and teabag them.
she fell asleep and it just looked too perfect so i picassoed that bitch. only bad thing is it left me with a couple blue balls...
by slik az silk June 27, 2006
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picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet
stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet
by sol3rosenberg August 25, 2007
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