Perpel

To perpel or "perpelling" is the act of forcing oneself to do something even when you cannot be bothered to do that thing, through reasons of obligation.

"I was really stoned last night and I couldn't be bothered to change my sheets but they stank so I perpelled".

"I had to perpel when I was doing the washing the other day, I was so unwell".

by Artemis420 August 26, 2017

Going from Parallel to Perpendicular

Going From Straight To Homosexual.

" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.

by sfjhsfh June 29, 2009

periphery friend

A "friend" on the boundary of your social space.

Instead of interrupting the flow of a story with superfluous noise by giving unnecessary context about a person in said story, they can be described as a periphery friend.

Scenario one-

Storyteller: my friend's mum's cousin's son's aunt's dog's dad's wife's godfather's cat's ........'s friend did funny story.

You: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Scenario two-

Storyteller: my periphery friend did funny story.

You: hahahaha, I'm glad you didn't fill that sentence with unnecessary context.

by fbar November 24, 2010

Awesome peripherals

Awesome peripherals are black, silvery and has buttons all over. They are also wireless, and the mouse comes with a recharger. The keyboard can run for at least a year without ever needing a battery change.

Velsignet has awesome peripherals.

by Velsignet March 28, 2005

perpencoculated

utterly and hopelessly lost due to a lost sense of direction.

these suburbs all look the same; I'm all perpencoculated, man!

by kirixen August 10, 2004

Perpetual motion

During 69 he suddenly shoves his cock deep down her throat causing her to both gag and vomit on his dick and fart into his face - in response he gags and vomits between her leg.

Eternal motion.... if it's more than a fart.

Hotel housekeeping refused to clean the sheets after the guests performed Perpetual Motion

by Jennon the navigator November 2, 2016

perpetual friendzone

When 2 people both like each other, but are too awkward to ask each other out.

They were both too cripplingly shy to ask each other out, but still had feelings for each other, and therefore were stuck in perpetual friendzone

by Eternal Lonliness June 23, 2017