penguin dick

A term that refers to a circumcised penis with a head that’s substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a "penguin."

"penguin dick.. the worst!! "

"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"

by Whatshername. January 14, 2010

penguin lookin motherfucker

1. Insult for a person wearing a business suit or tuxedo (because a penguin's black and white colouring vaguely resembles a person in a suit).

2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.

1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?

2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?

by vastheman February 18, 2009

Penguin

A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!

Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!

by Kelly November 5, 2004

angry penguin

A good revenge for the angry pirate
While a woman is performing oral sex on her partner, she stops midway and walks away, leaving her partner with his pants around his ankles, waddling after her.

"Arr.. How do you like that you stupid angry penguin?"

by angrylawngnome October 13, 2006

swamp penguin

A dirty female who frequently gets with people in the hood.

dude#1: hey im gonna call ashley
dude#2: dont call that nasty ass swamp penguin!!!!

by K-ryle December 16, 2005

Pokey the Penguin

He is a penguin that goes on many adventures like meeting new friends or eating Arctic Circle candy.

"I am Pokey the penguin!!!"

by TheWiggidy November 22, 2003

penguin in a backpack

To have a really good time

this partys going off like a penguin in a backpack

by (Ryano) August 16, 2006