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part time girlfriend

When you’re Besties and you love each other, but the male Bestie just wants to work ALL of the time and no matter how much he works or how many deals he makes, it will never be enough. He only wants to see the female Bestie on a roster basis (maybe one weekend in every 3), therefore he wants her to be a “Part Time Girlfriend”. He NEVER wants to live together, but wants all of the perks of a relationship.

He may protest that he is “fully committed” but he is, in reality, only fully committed to business and work.
Hey Bestie, will you just see me once every 3 weeks, and be my Part Time Girlfriend and never live together?
by Besties R Us November 1, 2017
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Part 7

A Crippled Kid With a Hand Fetish and his Italian Boyfriend Fighting the 23rd president of the united states.
Person 1 : Wow JoJo Part 7 is really great
by guii233 April 24, 2022
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New Paltz

Located in the Hudson Valley of New York. Colorful, mountainous utopia of hippies, D1 ruggers, and an exceptionally good-looking university soccer team. The town that inspired Bob Dylan to pen "All Along the Watchtower" and Paul Simon's " Killer goes to College". People play bongos at 4 am and the geese have phallus-shaped heads. There are an array of quaint boutiques and ethnic eateries in the downtown area.
by carly2 October 16, 2005
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"Till Death Do Us Part"

actually means "Till Boredom Does Us Part".
Most people don't really mean "Till Death Do Us Part" when they get married, they just say it because it sounds "prettier" than what they really mean.
by Rev. Johnny Cash January 20, 2009
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car-parazzi

A group of teenagers and adults that spans the United States and several countries. They photograph and film luxury and high-end exotic cars and post them on a website, car-parazzi.com.
-"Hey, why are they chasing that Ferrari?"
-"Oh, they're just car-parazzi."
by ferrarilover88 October 18, 2006
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Part

When you push a fart out and pee comes out with it.

Story example: I tried to let out a huge fart on my friends face while he was sleeping, on my final push it came out, along with a huge stream of piss. When he woke up, I told him, another friend in the room parted on him. He got pissed and beat him up, later he found out it was me and beat me up too. So in other words, dont try to fart in your friends face or it might turn into a part and you'll end up getting your ass kicked.
Me: Yo I totally parted in ----'s face last night. The next morning he kicked my ass good.

Other guy: Oh man dude thats hilarious!
by shark1669 August 19, 2011
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Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.
You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.
by no can clammupah April 30, 2006
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