Palin

Verb: 1.The act of becoming intoxicated usually referring to smoking marijuana, and acting as if you cannot speak clearly, or are completely unintelligent.

2. Acting stupid, unstable, and ridiculous

Last night I smoked myself Palin.

by barefeetnotarms. January 13, 2011

Palin Out

1. To quit something to pursue higher aspirations, while not realizing that you were horrible at what you did to start with.

2. The ironic act of someone who is unfit to perform a public duty quitting and somehow gaining more public recognition.

Sarah Palin is retarded...not in any reference to her obvious DNA she passed on.

or

The Senator from South Dakota was caught in a sexual scandal, so he is Palin out of his post and is now all over the news.

by Hi-Definition July 12, 2009

pulled a Palin

To be considered for a job that you have no qualification for.

"Tommy totally pulled a Palin... he has never flipped a burger in his life, what is he doing working at McDonalds??"

by JonesyJones November 3, 2008

The Pali Girls

Rich, blonde, Palisadian girls that travel in groups, smoke pot between classes, and wear expensive clothing with Uggs. They tend to look exactly the same. Known to have followers with dark hair and big mouths.

Kiki: The Pali Girls are snorting coke in the bathroom again.
Britney: Those darn pali girls!

by Cher January 18, 2005

Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin

Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.

Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*

by mwiener13 December 2, 2010

Sarah Palin

The first Grandma wanna-be ever to be nominated to a VP position. Believes creationism should be taught in schools. Foreign Policy Experience: Believes Russia is a New York term for telling your sister to hurry up.
Hobbies: Cougar
General: Voice similar to a yack getting fucked on top of an elephant turd

Woe!! Check out Sarah Palin! Now that's a Grandma I'd Like to Fuck!

by mattm4454 October 18, 2008

Sarah Palin

Governor of Alaska for the Republican Party and VP choice for Mccain in 2008.

She hasn't fucking proposed one rationale policy for her party on what she is going to do to help the American people! She's pro life, anti contraception, creationist, pro gun ownership, pro shooting animals, anti gay marriage...wants to drill oil in Alaska than think of renewable resources....and of course a really shit orator.

Basically she is everything Hillary Clinton isn't, so she's the leverage for Mccain to get Hillary supporters for voting for her because she has a fanny.

"The difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull: Lipstick." - Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin = Bush with a vagina

by Fluorescent Black October 23, 2008