Owen
Owen by Professional Owner Hater May 9, 2019
Owen
He’s a Fortnite Gammer. The most white trash bratty kid you’ll see. He likes to insult people acting all tough behind a monitor but when you’ll see him in person he’ll fold like when Oprah sits down on a wooden chair. He ain’t a girl, but his penis isn’t big enough to make him a guy. He will tell you to kill yourself if he ever feels insulted and if you get on his bad side, he might throw a stick at you. He disrespects his parents and treats them like property. He also disrespects woman and other cultures. Never go out to lunch with him, he’ll sneeze all over the food, maybe even if he wants to cum in the nachos with his nasty pre-pubescent essences. He’s so bad at sports that he has to play soccer and call it a real sport. He so is inaccurate that if he was Lee Harvey Oswald (the person that shot jfk) JFK WOULD HABE BEEN AROUND TO SEE THE MOON LANDING. Never, never be friends with Owen.
Dickwipe 1; yo, did you hear Owen hit his mom with a slipper
Dickwipe 2; yea, he also got suspended for going into the girls locker room, pervert
Dickwipe 2; yea, he also got suspended for going into the girls locker room, pervert
Owen by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019
owen
the biggest asshole you will ever meet. probably cheats on every girl they meet, a hockey or track boy and doesn’t know they lost the most important person in their life.
owen by lyla is beautiful April 18, 2020
Owen
Owen by lynnc41566@gmail.com January 24, 2018
Owen
Owen is that guy who is just cool to be around. Usually Kind Of Short, Smart, and a pretty good athlete. He gets girls and is a good boyfriend. He has a lot of friends, and will sometimes accidentally say gay things, but he isn't gay. He will lose his virginity before 15 and usually has a dick about 7-10 inches. He doesn't really care if people make fun of him, just laughs and roast them back. Pretty good at video games too. He isn't shy and talks a lot and flirts with girls easily. But every once in a while guys will get more girls than him.
Oh my gawd Lauren, Owen was so good in bed last night and it was like.. his first time
Look at this short ass nigga, hoopin with people 2 feet taller than him
Owen gets in my nerves sometimes in class because he answers all the questions
Look at this short ass nigga, hoopin with people 2 feet taller than him
Owen gets in my nerves sometimes in class because he answers all the questions
Owen by SilencerinYoMommasHouse June 29, 2017
Owen
A term used for people with long ugly nosrd who play volleyball as a hobby. Gay skinny dude that cant get girls.
Owen
Owen by Ffsdreamer May 15, 2018