tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.

I tree branched that bitch last night.

by BlingBling June 01, 2005

Bees and Trees

The name given to the act of chilling outside in the Summer Sun, most likely smoking weed and relaxing.It is another way of saying "do you want to chill?"

P1: Yo man
P2: Yo
P1: Bees and Trees?
P2: Yeah man!

by fireman-familyman March 10, 2009

tree nerd

nerds who sit in trees close to a persons wifi network and steal his bandwith

my wireless network is so slow have you checked for tree nerds lately?

by lkymky April 24, 2008

The tree trimmer

When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.

Damn, Matt hit me with the tree trimmer last night and I damn near bit his dick off!

by Liquor_Box September 07, 2023

Suck a tree

It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.

“John go suck a tree”

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019

tree laundry

Doing your laundry on a tree at school

Hey did you do your laundry? yeah i did tree laundry today.

by All tree May 04, 2021

Spruce Tree

When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.

You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.

by Savage_Cabbage69 April 01, 2021