lancaster, ohio

left-lane driver capitol of ohio

The only way to and out of Lancaster, Ohio is in the left lane.

by jhoove13 May 4, 2006

marysville, ohio

Marysville, a town in which Wal-Mart is the biggest form of entertainment. Most of the population wears outfits resembling a used napkin. Proudly displaying their occupation of putting screws in holes in automobiles. Hunting, fishing, drinking and general boredom are the town's activities. Marion, a notorious city of heroin use, is nearby. Probably a better place to raise children and have a nice meal. Marysville has more drive thru beer vendors and pizza places than any other city, per capita in Ohio. Also it has been noted as the "Couch on the corner" capital. If your wardrobe is Wal-Mart camouflage, this town is right for you.

Let's go to Marysville, Ohio and see which drive-thru has the cheapest Busch beer!

by JJRamone December 20, 2016

Norwalk, Ohio

Norwalk is a town in NE Ohio that has alot of pretty historic buildings and houses however it is over run with white trash, pillbillies, junkies, juggalos, wiggers, and rednecks. There are several trailer parks and government subsidized housing that tend to be full of young, usually drug addicted single mothers and mexicans. People from Norwalk for some reason think they are ghetto or hard but most are just failures at life who sell their food stamps for cash and get tattoos from their buddies in a basement. Losers of Norwalk typically never get out of the town and become scumbags for life.

Father : Would you rather live in Norwalk, Ohio or Willard, Ohio?
Son: Neither since you can't go to a public park without seeing a syringe laying around.

by aytch420 September 16, 2014

Ohio shower

An Ohio shower is when you are in a rush and you have to clean yourself with wet wipe towels

I was in a rush so I had to take an Ohio shower - Kimmy Schmidt

by I Hat Enigg Ers June 8, 2016

Made In Ohio

MADE IN OHIO! The alternate version of Made In Heaven from Jojo Bizzare Adventure.

MADE IN OHIO

by poggers5293 November 25, 2022

Portsmouth, Ohio

Also known as East Hell, Portsmouth is a small, dying, formerly industrial town on the banks of the Ohio River. It is known for property crime, meth labs, heroin, drug overdoses, obesity, willful ignorance, and a lack of decent jobs or things to do other than getting high.

Portsmouth, Ohio is a complete and total shithole.

by Seagrrl June 28, 2015

St.Marys Ohio

A town in Mid-West Ohio filled with hoes, thots and fuck boys. Most people there are fake and unloyal.

"I screwed this girl from St.Marys Ohio"
"I heard all they are is unloyal hoes"

by CelinaGirl69 January 8, 2017