Oyster Nugget

When a male blows a gigantic load in a condom.. possibly twins.

"Person 1- What do you do with your used condoms after you beat some cheeks?

Person 2- I just hang those little oyster nuggets up on my wall homie!"

by Nuther butther October 22, 2011

Oyster Shucker

Common Pleb

Oi cobba you’re a full blown oyster shucker

by Yeh go on November 7, 2020

Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.

Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.

by Pumpkinhead Jay January 6, 2007

oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.

by Phil Loves Trish December 2, 2010

oklahoma oyster

An oklahoma oyster is when a man goes down on a woman and a two day old cum wad drips out and it isnt yours.

I went down on a dirty skank from the bar and I ended up eating an oklahoma oyster.

by The Country Plowboy February 2, 2012

[pearl] in the [oyster]

Referring to a chicks clitoris. The little bean like part on the outer part of the vagina in between the labias, or lips of the vagina. Vaginas could look like oysters, leaving the clit to be the pearl. Play with the pearl and make the girl happy.

Guy: "Did I find your pearl in the oyster?"
Girl: "YES, YES, YES, YES!"

by findmypearl January 23, 2014

blue oyster

a dank strain of marijuana.

Dude, I got so baked off that blue oyster.

by stoned. August 2, 2011