Oyster Bay

A destination? A way of life... a philosophy, if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up, what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.
Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins. I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.
by Roberto Mucho March 09, 2020
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Oyster Shucker

by Yeh go on November 07, 2020
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Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.
Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.
by Pumpkinhead Jay January 05, 2007
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oklahoma oyster

An oklahoma oyster is when a man goes down on a woman and a two day old cum wad drips out and it isnt yours.
I went down on a dirty skank from the bar and I ended up eating an oklahoma oyster.
by The Country Plowboy January 18, 2012
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oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.
Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.
by Phil Loves Trish December 01, 2010
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[pearl] in the [oyster]

Referring to a chicks clitoris. The little bean like part on the outer part of the vagina in between the labias, or lips of the vagina. Vaginas could look like oysters, leaving the clit to be the pearl. Play with the pearl and make the girl happy.
Guy: "Did I find your pearl in the oyster?"
Girl: "YES, YES, YES, YES!"
by findmypearl January 24, 2014
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blue oyster

Dude, I got so baked off that blue oyster.
by stoned. August 02, 2011
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