Offensive

(adjective)
Gaudy, fabulous, ostentatious, and in your face; brilliantly and excessively showy on the borderline of tacky but still classy. Used mostly to describe one's outfit, hair, accessories, and overall demeanor. The bigger, the louder, the more offensive.

"I love your new Louis Vuitton bag! It's so offensive!"
"That woman's hair is so big and offensive!"
"That outfit is so bright and offensive!"

by SoOffensive August 28, 2009

Charm Offensive

A phrase used to describe the interaction between male and female, specifically in the context of courtship, as if the man were bombarding the woman with his charm.

Usually, when someone is on the charm offensive, they tend to exclude or ignore others in order to channel all of their social energy in on one person, who they have designated as their goal.

The term can also describe female behavior towards a man.

1. Ricky: (Looking at Peter, who is standing alone with a woman at a party, probably in a corner) Wow, look at him go...
Ricky's Mate: Yeah, he's on the charm offensive for sure

2. Peter: (To Ricky) Sorry i didn't really catch you last night, i was on the charm offensive

Ricky: Yeah i could tell...I doubt you got lucky though- misdirected energy really..

by RickyRankin' May 5, 2010

offensive to the max

Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.

OMG, that haircut is offensive to the max!

by shuanita December 8, 2004

Unfriendable Offense

An offensive act perpetrated by a social networking site "friend" that results in permanently unfriending the individual.

Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:

1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children

Rod committed the worst of all unfriendable offenses; I asked him about his wife and kids and he told me what he was doing to his penis.

by tampa_girl_33611 April 28, 2010

Feticide Offender

One of the evil-doers who murders our nation's children through fetal homicide.

After reform of the city's fetal homicide laws, a trio of ED-209's descend on Detroit's abortion clinics demanding that the feticide offenders surrender: "You are in violation of fetal homicide laws. Come out with your hands up. You have 20 seconds to comply." (followed by mechanical growl)

by jfraatz September 22, 2009

no offence

What you say right before offending someone.

No offence, but your hear looks like sh*t.

by bamboomy January 15, 2011

Practical-offending-joke

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones

Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more

by Robin December 10, 2003