by Coleman Cobraz February 01, 2022
being so desperate and horny that you will pretty much let anyone/anything touch your penis, including fat ugly chicks and butterfaces.
"I can't believe that he got a handjob in the parking lot of Publix from such a butterface. What a D-way!"
by Amanda Hugenkiss November 26, 2007
Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
by the most gone November 20, 2018
n. A person who is stupid, clueless, and/or thoughtless. A person who has misread, or mispronounced, a word.
Derived from comedian Mo'Nique during the Queens of Comedy movie when she explained how her date misread the word daiquiri on a menu, and was made fun of.
Derived from comedian Mo'Nique during the Queens of Comedy movie when she explained how her date misread the word daiquiri on a menu, and was made fun of.
"It said the place closes at 10 pm, not am, you f*cking Dak-wai! Point to it, if you can't read it right next time!"
by KniteShayd December 03, 2008
A sex act between two men involving them simultaneously penetrating one anothers anus with their penis, similar to "scissoring".
by Mally O'Malley December 12, 2021
Phil: Hey look, Stew is getting in with that hot girl.
Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.
Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear
Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.
Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear
by Irish Phil October 05, 2009