a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...
Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.
by J. Michael Reiter October 09, 2004
When someone is fingering a female, they pick their nose, then stick the fingers in her vagina with boogers on them.
by Alex Fosho April 12, 2008
The act in which one defecates into a womans mouth, and while still open, dexterously spins around and ejaculates into the victim's mouth. After orgasm, the man uses his still-erect phallus as a "blender" to swirl it around into a nice frothy, foamy german milkshake.
John D- So did the night end up well?
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!
by BelgianWaffles February 06, 2008
a technique of manual stimulation where the penis is grasped "overhand" with the thumb and index finger closest to the body and the pinky toward the tip of the penis. Can be employed by one's self, or by a partner.
by Manimal 38 January 02, 2012
The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.
Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.
Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.
by Dr.PhillyBlunt June 08, 2011
The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.
Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.
Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!
Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!
Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!
Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!
by Dandylion1504 January 04, 2014
Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.
by aggressive_nee May 12, 2018