Norwegian Fap Hammer

Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.

Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.

by MSGD September 19, 2012

Norwegian wood

That good good ganja, aka weed.

hey maaan, thats some good norwegian wood maaan.

by havodthegoobyinyourassbitch April 13, 2015

Norwegian snowplow

When you fun on a girl's back and you use the rim of your man bazooka to plow the seen like a knife through head cheese

I used the Norwegian snowplow on my girl last night and she loved it.

by Pr3cursor Pr1m3 November 11, 2017

Norwegian snow pepper

Norwegian tradition of cumming in a full red, green, or yellow sock and freezing it overnight. Then in the morning you cut it up for your morning breakfast

Cant wait to eat my best friends Norwegian snow pepper tomorrow morning!

by Choco_monk January 13, 2023

Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.

Damn those girls are good at the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

by MrNorwegianTorpedoTossback<3 May 10, 2011

Norwegian fish hook

An usually curved penis, served over ice.

Jackson: The old huckelbuck failed me for the last time!
Josh: Huh?
Sir Issac Newton: According to my hypothesis, I'm clinically dead.
Pee-Wee Herman: What a heartless bitch!
Norwegian guy: Does anyone have some ice? I've got a Norwegian fish hook over here...

by mrm5593 October 4, 2006

Norwegian Punish Fuck

Verb Action that should be taken towards a prissy looking person who wouldn't like to get dirty in bed.

The sorority homecoming queen deserves to get Norwegian Punish Fucked.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003