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nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect
"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"
by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021
mugGet the nonce baguettemug.

Smelly nonce

A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge
by GuessLol August 3, 2018
mugGet the Smelly noncemug.

Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce
by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019
mugGet the Virgin Noncemug.

Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019
mugGet the Reverse Noncingmug.

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.
"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"
by yddimsttam August 20, 2021
mugGet the nonce bomug.

word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.
'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'
by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020
mugGet the word noncemug.

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