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Noah

Girl 1: yo what’s that

Girl 2: it’s so big

Girl 3: it’s Noah’s dick
by Ben simmon November 6, 2019
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Noah

Noah is gonna eat u tonight.
by Taki master November 16, 2021
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Noah

noah is ur mother
NOAH IS HOTTER THAN UR FUCKING MOM
by HOTBABE99 September 20, 2021
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Noah

People who have bad comebacks to insults,and still play fortnite commonly named Noah.
Me: Stop being a bitch,and let me get on the Xbox to play Minecraft!!

Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!

Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!
by Tess Tickels February 2, 2020
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Noah

Noah is one of the most fun people you will ever meet. He has amazing humor and makes you feel very loved and special. He will come off cocky to the people he isn’t close with but when you get to know him it will be awesome. He’s super cute and has an adorable smile. He most likely is very athletic and kind of dumb. He doesn’t always know what to say but if your his girlfriend he shows you love and affection. He definitely loves his friends and has a great bond with them.
girl 1: did you hear that Noah won the contest

girl 2: yeah he’s obviously super athletic
by i don’t sleep August 5, 2019
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Noah

He is funny and sometimes annoying he loves goofing around. He can be quite the player when it comes to girls but he loves his girl
Boy1. Why can’t I be like Noah?
Boy 2. I don’t know cause you’re not a Noah
by Ellbellbob123 August 19, 2018
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Noah

Noah is a different sort of human who unlike most, has many different qualities. He may not be the brightest guy in the room but he will make sure to act a dumb as possible to attract any people that he may call his friends. The one thing he is good at though is the sport of basketball. No just kidding he is actually bad at everything he tries at. Girls he may find attractive are short and stubby and usually look like men.
"Stop being a Noah and start putting the basketball in the hoop."
"Don't be like Noah and try to act mature."
by schnogzzboggz September 25, 2018
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