Seat Save

The phrase "seat save" is a phrase used by one who wishes to leave an occupied seat with the intention of returning to said seat. The rules of using the phrase are as follows-

1.) you must call "seat save" within 3 feet of the seat.

2.) you just designate the seat

3.) you cannot leave a saved seat for longer than 5 minutes

If these rules are not used, the seat is unsafe and may be taken.

Ted: Yo, I gotta get a drink.. Seat save!

Joe: better be back in 5 or it's mine son.

by Poppa2fityone November 2, 2013

Glove save

When your going to bone a chick and your friend saves you by providing a rubber.

john: hey bro did you bone that chick last night
bro: ya man Jerry made a glove save.

by nebski January 7, 2011

saving kittens

Saving kittens, also known as sex. A code phrase to refer to sex when in public, or around parents.

Did you end up saving kittens this weekend?

No, I didn't get any sex at all!

by fadeproofmonkey January 15, 2009

Save the World

The game that nobody cares about, and plays Fortnite.

Did you know that Save the World physical copies cost a 6k on ebay?

by ScrubsInATub August 9, 2018

Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process

Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."

by foxygranpa April 30, 2015

phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you

Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"

by Steven A Sayegh April 17, 2016

Saved By Zero

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I'll be more together
Stretched by fewer thoughts that leave me
Chasing after my dreams, disown me, loaded with danger
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Holding onto words that teach me
I will conquer space around me
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Who needs to win (saved by zero)
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by Death Menace December 4, 2022