When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019

When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”
Yo so I was at my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?
Well you see my chick gave me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
-what how?
Well you see my chick gave me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
by Shupy April 12, 2021

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022

When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.
Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.
by Turkeyleg7 February 11, 2024

Office terminology. When you have a mug exchange scheduled, but one of the participating members calls out of work that day or claims their mug hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. Therefore, postponing the mug exchange.
by michaellu March 10, 2019
