the shits

Australian slang for a state of profound unhappiness.

"you give me the shits", "i've got the shits", "that shits me", "that REALLY shits me", "you shit me", "it's really shitting me right now", "what a shitter", "i've had a shitter of a day".

by John Phillip July 31, 2006

Shits

Poor ass pants that only someone with an income less then $5000 a year would wear.

Are you dead fucking serious with those pants? Those shits are haggard.

by Valo September 20, 2004

shitted

a past-tense of the verb form of shit

Goddamnit! Who shitted in the urinal?!?!?!

by Dr. Badwrench December 28, 2006

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by JamEpix August 21, 2019

shit it

British Army talk. To shit it means to fuck up and be in danger of getting charged (disciplinary action).

stupid idiot, now you have shit it!

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017

SHIT

Acronym for: Sorry Honey, It's Thursday.

When people say TGIF (Thank God Its Friday), then reply by saying SHIT.

"omg this week was so fucking stressful. TGIF!"
"SHIT!"

by missupergirl March 31, 2008

Shit.

"Shit." A phrase said when any form of life in the world realizes he or she is royally boned up the rectum or any other somethingorotheryoucanthinkof by something they needed to do but totes blew off. This phrase can occasionally can be found after any form of procrastination, procrasterbation, etc.

Relative to phrases like shit!, oh fuck, uhhh I'm screwed, and goddammit.

Hector D. - Shit.

As he realized/remembered he had about 10 pages of writing to handle and projects due virtually one day after the other or all at once, after he finished watching a random youtube video.

Sometimes commonly followed by the phrase "I need comfort bacon."

by JohnDoe and his PingPong April 7, 2011