Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

Nigerian spiderweb

When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.

Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Nigerian bluegill

To hang a person by the ass hole with a size 15-8 panfish hook which will eventually rip through the persons ass hole due to the persons weight and the small size of the hook

Holy shit!! That brat hit his head on the floor after the hook in his ass hole ripped his ass apart from Ivan’s nigerian bluegill

by Darkening m’coon December 3, 2025

Nigerian Bedue

The act of when ones sexual partner uses their warm piss as a substitute for a traditional bedue; for pleasure and cleaning.

John gave me a Nigerian Bedue last week, its cleaned me up so well

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

spare nigerian

If you travel to Africa and once you meet a wild leopard , you need to throw a spare nigerian, leopard would not attack you , because it is favorite food a nigeria, so dont wait and run , and let nigerian eaten by a lepard.

Oh no a lepard comming toward us, well ok throw away a spare nigerian

by kkUPYUOASS January 10, 2024

nigerian chopsticks

7ft Black Nigerian who likes to bathe an have intercourse in big bowl of tomato sauce.

Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.

by DjSalad September 6, 2019

As a nigerian

Used at the end of a statement to refer to the speaker claiming that he is experienced in the what he is saying and the statement is a sincere advice from an expert.

It stemmed from 4chan's /g/ around late June-early July 2021 where some guy kept spamming "As a nigerian bvll, allow me to grant you sage advice" before offering an honest opinion on the concerning topic. After a while, it changed to simply "as a nigerian" and it stuck.
History: desuarchive. org/g/search/text/as%20a%20nigerian/

OP: How can I get started on programming?
Typical Oldfag:
Don't. Fuck off and pursue other STEM fields. The tech industry is so saturated with untalented coders/programmers already. If you don't have a passion to code in the first place, programming will never cease to be hell you for you.

As a nigerian.

by mootforsaken December 9, 2021