Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.

This year you should pull a Dirty New Year

by Mango milk February 5, 2025

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .

Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022

late new years revolution

Making a new years revolution exactly two months, one week and one day after new years. This can only happen on the ninth of March every year, no earlier and no later.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

New Year's Day

New Year's Day is a kick-ass metal band that began in 2005 and their fame has only evolved since. The bands recent album titled unbreakable was released on April 26th, 2019. In November of 2018, their first at the time debut single was released, this particular track is what paved their way to mainstream recognition as it was their first radio song. The band consists of vocalist; Ash Costello, Lead guitarist; Nikki Misery, Also on guitars; Frankie Sil, Bassist; Austin Ingerman and Drummer; Dio Britto.

Man, are you familiar with the metal band, 'New Years Day'?

New Year's Day's album "Unbreakable" is seriously their best work yet.

by Ultraviolenthoe June 16, 2019

New year, new us?

What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.

ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.

by hoodiye December 31, 2023

New Year's Day

Yeah
All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true, it's true
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I, I will begin again
I, I will begin again
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again

New Year's Day

by Death Menace September 15, 2023