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Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.
I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.
by itsmells September 8, 2016
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Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.
"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"
by Blucas02 February 8, 2017
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netflix and pass

When a (wo)man invites a (wo)man over to her/his house to watch some netflix but instead of performing the planned sexual act, the (wo)man midway decides to "pass" and just sleep instead.
Dan: Yo, last week i met this girl and she wanted me to come over to her house to watch some netflix. It was great, we had a great night of watching movies together.

Mark: You just got netflix and passed, fam.

netflix and chill
by Longcat4 January 22, 2018
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Netflix body

A girl who is out of shape because she spends most of her free time watching Netflix.

A Netflix body is achieved by binge watching Netflix multiple hours a day, eating snacks from Trader Joes, drinking Starbucks Frappuccinos, and rarely working out.

A girl with a Netflix body will not necessarily be fat, but typically overweight. Sometimes, getting a Netflix body will play in a girl's favor and she will be seen as thick or curvy and, therefore, more attractive by men.

Netflix body may be shortened to just "Netflix bod" in conversation.
Guy #1: Dang! When did Rachel get so thick ?
Guy #2: Apparently she is rewatching The Office for the 3rd time and stopped going to the gym.
Guy #1: Oh, she has a total Netflix body now! I'm gonna ask if she wants to Netflix and chill...
by OatmanSupreme December 19, 2019
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Netflix drought

A period of time where someone cannot find absolutely anything to watch on Netflix despite the number of available series and movies.
This happens mostly when someone has finished a good series or movie that they think that nothing will compare to it, it is temporary and can last at most one to two months.
I finished Spartacus and now I am experiencing a Netflix drought.
by badman519 September 30, 2021
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netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.
John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine
by matty b 69 May 3, 2018
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NetFlix Stress

The stress you feel when a Netflix DVD is sitting on your desk and you haven't had time to watch it.
I'm in a hurry! I've got Netflix Stress. There's a DVD at home I gotta' watch and get back into the mail -- or they'll never send me another one.
by Winvian girl July 20, 2011
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